nomoretexasgovernorsforpresident:
Just learned about this episode (thank you, ladyatheist!!)
90’s cartoons tackled some serious issues
I remember this episode! I cried so hard.
- Everyone: Ugh, my parents suck so much. Life sucks.
- Me inside: Boohoo, quit your whining and fuckin deal with it. Just do what I do and suppress it and release the condescension and hate by using humor to mildly or passive aggressively criticize everyone and everything as a coping mechanism for carrying around bottled up rage all day so that you end up becoming isolated, pessimistic, depressed, bitter, unmotivated, detached, phony, only able to speak in irony at all times and incapable of making an honest emotional connection with anyone.
- Me: yup yup, parents are a bitch.
HEY KIDS,
wanna have fun? Start doing some drugs. Skip all that hairspray inhaling and hand sanitizer junk, and get into some HARD DRUGS. Yes, that’s right, because “I’m bored” is a pointless, empty statement, and the world around you is vast, limitless, and infinite, just like your mind. Some nooks and crannies of your mind just need to be dug up and set free, so why not open it up to the boundaries of the human condition and drop some acid. Drugs make it all better. Drugs open your mind and your eyes. They make you see noises and hear smells. They reveal the truth. With drugs, everything is tangible and understandable. All matter is energy condensed to a slow vibration, we are all once conscientiousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. If you do it right, every waking moment will be a nonstop party. If you do it incorrectly then, well, you’ll die, but why not risk it and seize the day! If you land somewhere in the middle, then you’ll know what it’s like to go to the edge and back, toughened, hardened and grizzled, like a veteran of war. So infect your mind with the miracle of life!
You Exist A Single Time. YEAST INFECTIONS FOR EVERYONE!
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FOR METH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ONEONEONEONEONEONEONE
(Source: antiquers, via imperialchill)
Boom. Don’t you just love The Simpsons?
y’know, they suddenly got a lot better these last two seasons. I don’t know what happened, but keep doing it.
(via nothingman)
(Source: bigpinkbunny, via sociolab)
